Sport
Norway Iceland Gives Defending The Night Off
Norway Iceland produced seven goals at Women’s EURO 2025 and reduced both defences to a useful training film.
Felicity Bunce
Felicity has been in a six-year dispute with a supermarket loyalty scheme over seven missing points. She owns a filing cabinet containing every receipt issued to her since 1993 and has successfully returned a toaster on the grounds that “the toast had become complacent.” Retailers generally know her simply as Mrs Bunce Again.
World
BRICS Summit Hears Earth Has Reached Management
The BRICS summit heard Earth’s complaint about accelerating disasters, then arranged a panel with excellent lighting.
Travel & Transport
Britain Asked To Walk And Immediately Requests Parking
A 3,500 mile active travel network asks Britain to consider the radical possibility that nearby places may be reached without a car.
Health & Lifestyle
NHS App Offers Healthcare With Twelve Digital Locks
The NHS App will make healthcare feel like online banking, including security questions, mysterious menus and a fear of pressing back.
Travel & Transport
Euro 2025 Travel Advice Warns Switzerland Has Rules
Euro 2025 travel advice prepares England and Wales fans for Swiss rules, fan zones and emergency services that cannot rescue a weak chant.
Business & Economy
UK Taiwan Trade Talks Return With Original Biscuits
UK Taiwan trade talks begin their 27th annual round, promising exports, investment and a meeting biscuit with unmatched diplomatic continuity.
Science & Technology
Mars Orbiter Learns To Roll Over After Twenty Years Without A Treat
A Mars orbiter performs a 120 degree roll to sharpen its underground radar, proving the oldest thing in space still has more agility than the rest of us.
UK Politics & Public Life
Google Search Status Review Asks Internet To Try Internet
The Google search status review considers stronger competition while millions search Google to discover what stronger competition means.
Culture & Entertainment
Solstice Celebration Thanks Sun For Finally Turning Round
The solstice celebration marks the year's longest day and the moment the sun stops moving north, checks the map and turns around.
Sport
Premier League Fixtures Announce Plans To Change
Premier League fixtures have given supporters all 380 dates required to book trains, hotels and the inevitable cancellation email.