Felicity has been in a six-year dispute with a supermarket loyalty scheme over seven missing points. She owns a filing cabinet containing every receipt issued to her since 1993 and has successfully returned a toaster on the grounds that “the toast had become complacent.” Retailers generally know her simply as Mrs Bunce Again.
Parker Solar Probe films the Solar System beside the Sun, where a package holiday has no beach, no shade and no return transfer.
Gulf of Oman phytoplankton have formed beautiful swirling bands without submitting a route plan, colour chart or marine movement form.
London Soundtrack Festival organisers have improved ordinary life by adding suspense strings to queues, lifts and declined card payments.
The England joy plan promises fearless football until the first misplaced pass, when the nation will return to its traditional emergency posture.
