Government promises brighter future once you have paid extra for this one
Lawnland asks taxpayers to fund a brighter future while keeping every current failure exactly where it is.
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Lawnland State Store
Browse the store →Official merchandise from a country with more bureaucracy than territory.
A little place in Lawnland
Sir or Dame of Lawnland
Choose your tiny plot and unofficial title, with a personalised digital keepsake.
£8.49One-off · digital keepsake
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Ministry of Mowing T-shirt
Official departmental uniform for those entrusted with the strategic management of grass.
£27.95Physical item
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Official Lawnland State Mug
A regulation vessel for tea, minutes and other matters of state.
£15.95Physical item
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