Royal Navy Opens Strategic Naval Base in Man’s Garden Pond After Sea Fails Risk Assessment
HMS Shallow End has been declared fully operational, although military exercises must stop whenever the neighbour's cat is outside.
HMS Shallow End has been declared fully operational, although military exercises must stop whenever the neighbour's cat is outside.
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