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Fictional civil servants wheel an oversized brass control lever from a sober government office towards a removal van on an overcast British street.

Treasury Asked to Forward All Economic Growth to Manchester

Andy Burnham’s No 10 North is taking on economic growth policy from the Treasury, raising the administrative possibility that prosperity can now be redirected by postcode.
Fusion AI spinout engineers guard a towering stack of project binders beside a fusion reactor.

Satirical illustration — not a documentary photograph.

Fusion AI Spinout Builds Machine That Remembers Who Broke the Spreadsheet

UKAEA has spun out an engineering AI company, giving Britain a machine that can remember who broke the spreadsheet and attended none of the meetings.
Satirical illustration of homes near stations, with new flats crowding an English railway platform.

Britain’s Housing Crisis Told to Wait Beside a Well-Connected Station

Britain’s new default yes for homes near stations moves the housing crisis close enough to public transport to hear why it has been cancelled.
Satirical illustration for the article: EU Decides Peace Symbol Probably Had It Coming

EU Decides Peace Symbol Probably Had It Coming

Bureaucrats conclude iconic bird guilty of ‘unauthorised tranquillity’ and failing to file…
Satirical illustration for the article: Civil Servants Spend Weeks Deciding if Retaliatory Tariff Should Apply to Peanut Butter Cups

Civil Servants Spend Weeks Deciding if Retaliatory Tariff Should Apply to Peanut Butter Cups

Emergency Subcommittee Formed to Analyse Chocolate-to-Peanut Butter Ratio Impact on National Morale…
Satirical illustration for the article: Stabbing Statistics Confirm School Still Excellent Preparation For Modern Britain

Stabbing Statistics Confirm School Still Excellent Preparation For Modern Britain

Ministry lauds accidental curriculum for fostering ‘essential street-level resilience’ and ‘enhanced evasive…
Easter Bunny Chocolate Crisis: Greedy rabbit surrounded by tiny eggs and gold carrots.

Easter Bunny Blamed for ‘Egg-Sistential’ Shrinkflation Crisis

Bunny’s ‘Egg-xit’ Strategy Leaves Nation Shell-Shocked. The United Kingdom is reeling, not…
Satirical illustration for the article: Pothole Naming Rights: Petition for “Markle Mystery Hole” Gaining Traction

Pothole Naming Rights: Petition for “Markle Mystery Hole” Gaining Traction

Locals demand personal touch for every pit of despair. Piddlington-on-Sea’s council is…
Satirical illustration for the article: Government Blows £9bn on Tunnel Linking Two Places Nobody Wants to Visit

Government Blows £9bn on Tunnel Linking Two Places Nobody Wants to Visit

The Great British Money Pit Rolls On In a dazzling display of…
Bewildered British man staring at a newspaper headline that reads “Good News Exists!”. In the background, a red phone booth and a pigeon look equally confused.

Good News Website Launch; Brits Struggle to Comprehend Concept of ‘Good News’

Confused citizens suspect new site is government propaganda or Banksy art installation.…