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Fusion AI spinout engineers guard a towering stack of project binders beside a fusion reactor.

Satirical illustration — not a documentary photograph.

Fusion AI Spinout Builds Machine That Remembers Who Broke the Spreadsheet

UKAEA has spun out an engineering AI company, giving Britain a machine that can remember who broke the spreadsheet and attended none of the meetings.
Satirical illustration of homes near stations, with new flats crowding an English railway platform.

Britain’s Housing Crisis Told to Wait Beside a Well-Connected Station

Britain’s new default yes for homes near stations moves the housing crisis close enough to public transport to hear why it has been cancelled.
Satirical illustration for the article: Civil Servants Spend Weeks Deciding if Retaliatory Tariff Should Apply to Peanut Butter Cups

Civil Servants Spend Weeks Deciding if Retaliatory Tariff Should Apply to Peanut Butter Cups

Emergency Subcommittee Formed to Analyse Chocolate-to-Peanut Butter Ratio Impact on National Morale…
Satirical illustration for the article: Stabbing Statistics Confirm School Still Excellent Preparation For Modern Britain

Stabbing Statistics Confirm School Still Excellent Preparation For Modern Britain

Ministry lauds accidental curriculum for fostering ‘essential street-level resilience’ and ‘enhanced evasive…
Easter Bunny Chocolate Crisis: Greedy rabbit surrounded by tiny eggs and gold carrots.

Easter Bunny Blamed for ‘Egg-Sistential’ Shrinkflation Crisis

Bunny’s ‘Egg-xit’ Strategy Leaves Nation Shell-Shocked. The United Kingdom is reeling, not…
Bewildered British man staring at a newspaper headline that reads “Good News Exists!”. In the background, a red phone booth and a pigeon look equally confused.

Good News Website Launch; Brits Struggle to Comprehend Concept of ‘Good News’

Confused citizens suspect new site is government propaganda or Banksy art installation.…
Satirical illustration for the article: Europe deploys elite battalion of calligraphers armed with fountain pens to deter aggressors with impeccable penmanship.​

Europe deploys elite battalion of calligraphers armed with fountain pens to deter aggressors with impeccable penmanship.​

Continent Torn Between Deploying Actual Troops or Just Hopes and Prayers. BRUSSELS,…