Official merchandise
Official Lawnland State Mug
A regulation vessel for tea, minutes and other matters of state.
£15.95Physical item
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A little national pride.
Official merchandise from a country with more bureaucracy than territory.
First edition
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For everyday matters of state
The official essentials.
Wear it. Carry it. Put the kettle on.
Official merchandise
Ministry of Mowing Hoodie
Cold-weather field issue for senior officials of the territorial grass service.
£49.95Physical item
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Official merchandise
Ministry of Mowing T-shirt
Official departmental uniform for those entrusted with the strategic management of grass.
£27.95Physical item
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Official merchandise
Lawnland Diplomatic Bag
For communiqués, summit provisions and the occasional emergency biscuit.
£19.95Physical item
View productSomething a little less ordinary
Your own tiny corner.
Symbolic citizenship. A digital keepsake.
A delightfully unofficial sense of importance.
A little place in Lawnland
Lucky Dip Citizenship
Leave your tiny address to us. Symbolic citizenship and a personalised digital keepsake.
£4.99One-off · digital keepsake
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A little place in Lawnland
Sir or Dame of Lawnland
Choose your tiny plot and unofficial title, with a personalised digital keepsake.
£8.49One-off · digital keepsake
Explore the previewBoth offers are previews. Membership and titles are fictional: no legal citizenship, recognised honour, land ownership or right of access. No payment or reservation is made.
Small nation. Clear details.
Merchandise is physical; map offers are symbolic digital keepsakes. Prices are shown in pounds. Delivery, fulfilment and purchasing will be confirmed before orders open.
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