Official merchandise
Official Lawnland State Mug
A regulation vessel for tea, minutes and other matters of state.
£15.95Physical item
View productThe Citizenship Office
A symbolic place in our very small nation. For yourself, or someone who already has everything else.
Preview only£4.99 · one-offDigital certificate included
No payment · no reservation

Lawnland is satire. Membership, Sir/Dame styling and plot references are symbolic: not legal citizenship, recognised honours, land ownership, a lease or a right of access. This preview does not check live availability or reserve anything.
Both offers include a digital keepsake when purchasing and issuance become available. Printed certificates are not part of this catalogue release.