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Official Lawnland State Mug
A regulation vessel for tea, minutes and other matters of state.
£15.95Physical item
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Ministry of Mowing Hoodie
Cold-weather field issue for senior officials of the territorial grass service.
£49.95GBP · physical item
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Product details
- AWDis College Hoodie; 280gsm
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester
- Classic shape and modern fit; Jet Black; sizes S–2XL
- Front DTG print; 40 × 30 cm
- Wash at 30°C; do not tumble dry; do not iron the print
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Ministry of Mowing T-shirt
Official departmental uniform for those entrusted with the strategic management of grass.
£27.95Physical item
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Lawnland Diplomatic Bag
For communiqués, summit provisions and the occasional emergency biscuit.
£19.95Physical item
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