Culture & Entertainment
Cat Sitting Job Adds Murder To Timesheet
Cat sitting job becomes a dangerous 1998 crime caper, proving that twice daily visits need clearer terms.
Felicity Bunce
Felicity has been in a six-year dispute with a supermarket loyalty scheme over seven missing points. She owns a filing cabinet containing every receipt issued to her since 1993 and has successfully returned a toaster on the grounds that “the toast had become complacent.” Retailers generally know her simply as Mrs Bunce Again.
Sport
India Asia Cup Squad Requires Its Own Baggage Carousel
India Asia Cup squad has 15 players, a returning Jasprit Bumrah and enough expectation to require its own baggage carousel.
World
Scottish Seafood Sent To Japan With PowerPoint Escort
Scottish Seafood travelled to Osaka and Tokyo as ministers promoted goods, investment and business links during a three day visit.
Health & Lifestyle
Holiday Mosquito Smuggles Unwanted Souvenir Home
Holiday Mosquito bites are behind a rise in travel associated chikungunya cases, as UKHSA urges travellers to check health guidance early.
Travel & Transport
University Bus Promises Arrival Before Graduation
University Bus operators are invited to link Kingston campuses and residences from 2026, using routes rather than vague academic instinct.
Business & Economy
New Pylon Offers £250 A Year And Every Sunset
New Pylon neighbours could receive up to £2,500 over ten years, a thoughtful payment for a permanent view of electricity.
Science & Technology
Australian Snow Appears, Takes One Photo, Leaves
Australian Snow gave New South Wales a rare forty centimetre performance, posed for Landsat 8 and melted before the encore.
UK Politics & Public Life
Old Churches Get Six Experts And One Ancient Roof
Old Churches have six new or returning trust members to protect historic buildings whose stonework has seen every type of committee.
Culture & Entertainment
BFI Summer Holiday Requires An Emotional Passport
BFI Summer Holiday replaces the beach with Sophia Loren, French cinema and a deckchair that questions its own framing.
Sport
England Bowling Attack Granted Exit After 250 Overs
England Bowling Attack members have been refreshed after more than 250 overs outside at Manchester became a tenancy.