Felicity has been in a six-year dispute with a supermarket loyalty scheme over seven missing points. She owns a filing cabinet containing every receipt issued to her since 1993 and has successfully returned a toaster on the grounds that “the toast had become complacent.” Retailers generally know her simply as Mrs Bunce Again.
Public contracts could reward firms for creating jobs and skills locally, forcing every bridge to explain its apprenticeship programme before opening.
June observances are so numerous that the global calendar has requested one quiet afternoon to raise awareness of having a sit down.
A summer health guide covers sun, insects, food and water while accepting that children can locate the only poisonous looking berry in any county.
Montana farmland has become modern art from orbit, leaving curators horrified to discover the installation insists on feeding people.
Measles outbreaks could grow with summer travel, because infectious disease has again refused to respect the family's shared calendar.
Weekend closures delivered maintenance at 120 Midland Main Line locations and gave replacement buses another chance to see the region.
The NatWest exit closes a seventeen-year public shareholding after the financial crisis produced Britain's least romantic joint account.
The alien life search has reached its most advanced phase yet: asking the research community to comment on 60 documents before the deadline.
The Cabinet Office Board has appointed a lead non-executive member to provide challenge, oversight and an unfamiliar chair without a minister.
Sentimental Value follows an absent director who offers his daughter a leading role, because saying sorry apparently lacked sufficient financing.
