Fenella received her doctorate after completing an online personality test which described her as “highly analytical.” She approaches every scientific breakthrough with rigorous scepticism unless it has been forwarded to her by somebody called Carol. Her current research concerns whether drinking water is still good for you or whether they've changed that again.
A railway landslip near Three Bridges has been repaired with steel, stone, wildlife checks and an unusually strong supporting cast of donkeys.
The AI Consortium will discuss machine intelligence in finance while one algorithm quietly predicts the meeting will require a smaller meeting.
Semiconductor researchers can apply for a Korea delegation featuring labs, presentations and the high-speed transfer of ideas near biscuits.
The Resilience Academy will train thousands of emergency planners to remain calm while every available dashboard turns an exciting shade of red.
The Zelda anniversary is 25 years late, although Majora's Mask insists the same three days have happened several thousand times.
FA Cup statistics have previewed the semi-finals so thoroughly that the football itself now feels like supporting evidence.
Multilateral diplomacy celebrated unity in six languages, allowing every nation to hear precisely why the next speaker needed another minute.
Body checks trail bank balances and weather forecasts because apparently overdrafts and light rain deserve closer surveillance.
Easter roadworks will vanish across 1,127 miles, allowing families to spend the bank holiday looking at the same caravan unaided.
The UN Pavilion offers Expo visitors a peaceful and equal future in five immersive minutes, followed by the queue for a commemorative bottle.
