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Teachers’ working conditions sent away for another review
At Marjorie Bell’s Office of Future Conditions, the paperwork has secured a longer career than the teachers waiting for its latest review.
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Science & Technology
Britain and India sign pact to make innovation more innovative
Felicity Bunce finds Britain and India preparing to turn research into products by first giving the process enough programmes to qualify as a product, then scheduling its launch.
Military
Royal Navy Opens Strategic Naval Base in Man’s Garden Pond After Sea Fails Risk Assessment
HMS Shallow End has been declared fully operational, although military exercises must stop whenever the neighbour's cat is outside.
UK Politics & Public Life
Solar Farm Wins Permission To Make Energy Security Look Like A Field
Edwin Vale welcomes a solar project whose greatest achievement may be persuading Whitehall that paperwork is a power source.
Education
Academy Trust Placed On Notice To Improve Its Ability To Receive Notices To Improve
Mara Quill has found the ideal response to a demand for better financial governance: improve the filing system until it can supervise the finances.
UK Politics & Public Life
Roof Management speeds up justice by slowing down the jury
Reported jury trial reforms promise faster justice, but the jury is still waiting in the corridor while the backlog grows.
UK Politics & Public Life
London discovers data centres also require somewhere to be
Greenwich’s plan for 8,000 homes meets a Charlton data centre proposal that promises to unlock development by occupying the land first.
Lawn & Order
Government tightens rules on chemicals after discovering chemicals have rules
Eileen Craddock is ready to license the seeds, after Whitehall discovered that a dangerous chemical can arrive in an ornament’s charming little costume.
UK Politics & Public Life
Government Prepares Nation For Winter By Asking Households To Be Ready For The Government’s Preparation
Clare Bellingham has a simple winter message: the state will reinforce the country, while households organise the torch drawer.
Trade
Britain and Taiwan Sign Historic Agreement To Keep Saying ‘Science, Innovation and Technology’
Clara Wainscot welcomes Britain and Taiwan’s new technology framework, where the language is historic and the obligations remain politely unavailable.
Business
Pet Shop Closes After Accountants Fail To Establish Whether £6.3m Was For Dogs Or Money Laundering
Penny Ledger examines the online pet retailer whose accounts were dormant, whose addresses travelled internationally and whose customers waited for parcels and refunds.
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Engineering Firm Solves Supplier Delay by Buying Supplier, Its Parent Company and Most of Birmingham
Engineering firm supplier delay solved by buying the lot, up to and including a suspiciously large chunk of Birmingham.