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Cat Sitting Job Adds Murder To Timesheet
Cat sitting job becomes a dangerous 1998 crime caper, proving that twice daily visits need clearer terms.
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Company Directors Asked To Prove They Exist First
Company directors need identity verification, ending the era when a Labrador could run nine firms from a wheelie bin.
World
Senior Economic Dialogue Produces Junior Biscuit Plate
Senior Economic Dialogue between Britain and South Korea reaffirmed resilience, prosperity and the diplomatic importance of matching biscuits.
UK Politics & Public Life
Emergency Alert Test Confirms Emergency Is Only A Test
Emergency alert test will make compatible phones scream for ten seconds, giving Britain useful practice at locating its reading glasses.
Travel & Transport
Border Checks Cancelled After Sandwich Promises To Behave
Border checks were suspended while Britain and the EU negotiate whether a cheese sandwich can cross the Irish Sea without legal counsel.
Sport
India Asia Cup Squad Requires Its Own Baggage Carousel
India Asia Cup squad has 15 players, a returning Jasprit Bumrah and enough expectation to require its own baggage carousel.
Science & Technology
Victorian Drone Launched From Houseboat To Avoid Parking
A Victorian drone took flight from a Potomac houseboat in 1896, avoiding airport parking by several decades.
Health & Lifestyle
Evening Scans Confirm Bodies Ignore Office Hours
Evening scans expanded as officials recognised that people need appointments beyond ordinary working hours.
Culture & Entertainment
Family Video Finally Beats The Camera Roll
Family Video spanning twenty years became Motherboard, proving a life can be edited before a phone runs out of storage.
Business & Economy
Economic Uncertainty Again Wins Employee Of The Month
Economic Uncertainty affected turnover for one quarter of responding businesses, confirming its status as Britain's most dependable workplace presence.
World
Scottish Seafood Sent To Japan With PowerPoint Escort
Scottish Seafood travelled to Osaka and Tokyo as ministers promoted goods, investment and business links during a three day visit.
UK Politics & Public Life
Hospital AI Faces Its First Real Test: The Printer
Hospital AI tool Consult could help prepare discharge documents and reduce clinician paperwork after public testing on safeguards and risk.