Self appointed General once reported that a minor breeze in Lawnland was “a full-scale invasion by air-based insurgents.” Demands Lawnland form a navy, despite the nation having no body of water. Claims to have “seen combat” but later admitted it was just a particularly aggressive game of Monopoly.
Britain asks self driving cars to meet a higher safety standard than human drivers, creating an uncomfortable test for the species behind the wheel.
A £219 million fund will support sustainable aviation fuel, helping aircraft pursue greener growth with public money in the luggage.
Britain’s new quantum standards network brings order to the future, one carefully measured laser and sensor at a time.
The UK’s permanent mobile museum gets £1.6 million and a temporary tour, leaving one art lorry to question what permanence means.
AI Scenarios 2030 offers five possible futures for policymakers, while the brass oracle refuses to make a prediction.
Britain and Japan announce a broad frontier technology partnership, while a wafer studies the diplomatic possibilities of paperwork and liability.
The UK and Japan have signed a declaration on economic security, supply chains and critical industries, giving the clipboard a diplomatic promotion.
A dawn river restriction for the Wargrave Sprint Triathlon turns ordinary boating into a tightly briefed exercise in official obedience.
The Every Child enrichment programme promises wider access to arts, sport, nature and life skills, leaving one stool anxious about inspection.
A proposed Natural History GCSE would include 20 hours of fieldwork, wildlife and conservation, while the clipboard seeks professional recognition.
