Fenella Sprocket

Fenella received her doctorate after completing an online personality test which described her as “highly analytical.” She approaches every scientific breakthrough with rigorous scepticism unless it has been forwarded to her by somebody called Carol. Her current research concerns whether drinking water is still good for you or whether they've changed that again.

World

UK Netherlands Innovation Partnership Awaits Genius

28/10/2025

A UK Netherlands innovation partnership is proposed for AI, quantum technology and semiconductors, leaving the paperwork in a promising superposition.

Health & Lifestyle

NHS innovation guidance meets the filing cabinet

25/10/2025

The NHS guide for digital and data driven health technology brings responsibility to innovation, while the filing cabinet requests a stakeholder meeting.

Business & Economy

London Housebuilding Proposals Put Planning In A Hurry

23/10/2025

London’s proposed housing rescue brings faster planning, levy relief and £322 million, but the paperwork has already requested permission to move.

Business & Economy

India Investment Trip Creates Nearly 7,000 Jobs And One Very Busy Lanyard Printer

20/10/2025

The India investment trip promises £1.3 billion and nearly 7,000 expected UK jobs, alongside a heroic demand for conference lanyards.

Science & Technology

Rural Pub Funding Makes One Pub Do Everything

18/10/2025

Rural pub funding will help village pubs provide cafés, shops and play areas, leaving publicans to operate the entire local economy.

UK Politics & Public Life

New British Passport Gives Royal Arms To Airport Tray

15/10/2025

Britain’s new passport brings royal arms, national landscapes and serious anti forgery technology to the airport security tray.

Culture & Entertainment

Building Digital UK Integration Gets A Bigger Desk

13/10/2025

Building Digital UK integration moves BDUK into DSIT while its broadband programmes continue, proving government can reshuffle a chart without moving the cables.

Sport