Fenella received her doctorate after completing an online personality test which described her as “highly analytical.” She approaches every scientific breakthrough with rigorous scepticism unless it has been forwarded to her by somebody called Carol. Her current research concerns whether drinking water is still good for you or whether they've changed that again.
Specialist officers moved in after monitoring equipment detected a sudden and sustained decline in suspect consciousness.
Standing in pubs remains legal. Barminster Council would simply like to know whether putting one foot on the brass rail counts as a mixed use development.
A Metro cab replica joins railway safety lessons, then faces the fictional horror of becoming a public engagement employee.
Manufacturers have been instructed to make obsolete bespoke components several days before customers realise they need them.
Nine-page guidance replaces longstanding national policy of "surely nobody needs us to actually write this down."
Officials insist Britain must not allow a temporary water shortage to compromise the quality of anything being immediately flushed away.
Applicants will now be scored on how confidently foreign authorities might misunderstand them.
Advanced AI successfully identifies the correct suspect before staff confidently remove somebody else.
The Museum Renewal Fund supports civic museums, while a fictional gallery wall critiques every tote bag.
Sport participation record figures show more activity, while a fictional booking app conducts a second identity check on Britain’s email address.
