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Cancer Plan Easy Read Still Requires A 50 Page Appointment
The cancer plan easy read makes a vital consultation more accessible, though brevity has been referred to another department.
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Culture & Entertainment
Mai Zetterling Guide Starts Sensibly Before Reaching Blue Cheese Moon
A Mai Zetterling guide offers beginners a sensible entrance before cinema leads them towards a moon made of blue cheese.
Business & Economy
Help To Save Rewards Anyone Who Can Understand Bonus Formula
Help to Save is expanding, offering a useful government bonus and the luxurious financial experience of having money left to save.
World
Multilateral Diplomacy Achieves Unity Across Six Translation Channels
Multilateral diplomacy celebrated unity in six languages, allowing every nation to hear precisely why the next speaker needed another minute.
UK Politics & Public Life
Breakfast Clubs Return 95 Hours Parents Mislaid Behind Toaster
Breakfast clubs will return 95 hours a year to parents, who are advised to store the time somewhere children cannot spill cereal on it.
Travel & Transport
Bridge Strikes Still Not Prevented By Hoping Excavator Ducks
Bridge strikes remain stubbornly possible because large machinery has once again declined to become shorter through positive thinking.
Sport
Canoe Race Must Overtake Several Regulations Before The Finish
The canoe race can proceed once competitors have negotiated the fastest-moving obstacle on British water: official navigation guidance.
Science & Technology
Planning AI Reads Council PDF Before Council Finds Correct PDF
Planning AI can digitise old records in 40 seconds, leaving councils free to spend two hours locating the correct attachment.
Health & Lifestyle
Body Checks Lose To Bank Balance And Tomorrow’s Drizzle
Body checks trail bank balances and weather forecasts because apparently overdrafts and light rain deserve closer surveillance.
Culture & Entertainment
Late Pub Hours Granted So Nation Can Remember With One More Round
Late pub hours will mark VE Day by giving remembrance the solemn dignity of somebody ordering crisps at 12.47am.
Business & Economy
Carbon Credits Market Offers Reassuringly Tidy Atmosphere Receipts
Carbon credits will help companies display climate integrity through a market in certificates confirming that a forest is thinking about them.
World
UN Youth Forum On Future Not Covered Because Present Has No Cash
The UN Youth Forum explored green jobs and innovative finance without meeting coverage because conventional finance had left the building.