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More than £1.5 billion has been announced for NHS hospital safety, maintenance, resilience and cooling projects. The grille remains cautiously delighted.
A promised pathway aims to make support for people living with motor neurone disease less fragmented, while the paperwork remains suspiciously unhurried.
A real UKHSA weekly heat summary meets a fictional desk fan with a grand plan for office leadership.
Plans for England’s first maternity and neonatal commissioner promise safer care, clearer standards and a sharp test of institutional accountability.
The proposed NHS single patient record could reduce duplication and errors, while exposing the absurd system that made patients carry the filing cabinet.
Four Government pilots will test practical support for staying in or returning to work, while the fit note applies for a new administrative career.
UK clinical trial setup times reportedly fell to 122 days, leaving bureaucracy to celebrate a target as though it had invented medicine.
Specialist NHS teams and 40 urgent care sites are being deployed to tackle corridor care, with the flowchart placed firmly in charge.
England received 1,141 new or replacement double crewed ambulances, prompting a ceremonial celebration of sensible fleet maintenance.
Week 13 surveillance found falling respiratory indicators, rising GP consultations and seasonal hay fever, leaving the tissue box diplomatically confused.
A DWP backed NHS pilot reportedly cut long musculoskeletal waits across 17 areas, leaving the waiting room with less time to develop a personality.
New NHS DEXA scanners promise earlier osteoporosis diagnosis in a British satire about waiting lists, fragile bones and a health service finally noticing its framework.
