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Wimbledon Third Round Sends Centre Court Home Before Tea
The Wimbledon third round served Centre Court three brisk wins and gave strawberries no time to form an attachment.
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Science & Technology
Luna Crater Gives Space Rock A One Star Review
India's Luna crater records a meteorite impact 6,900 years ago, with rare minerals, iridium and a hole too large for the complaints book.
Science & Technology
Onshore Wind Strategy Gives Breeze 82 Pages Of Targets
The onshore wind strategy gives Britain’s wind 82 pages of targets, 40 actions and a timetable it cannot possibly blow off.
Health & Lifestyle
NHS App Offers Healthcare With Twelve Digital Locks
The NHS App will make healthcare feel like online banking, including security questions, mysterious menus and a fear of pressing back.
Culture & Entertainment
BFI Archive Finds Missing Robot Film In Can Marked Shell
The BFI archive has recovered half a landmark robot film using the advanced detective method of opening a can marked Shell.
Business & Economy
Business Survey Finds AI Growing Faster Than Cash Reserves
A business survey finds firms embracing artificial intelligence while a sizeable minority experiment with having no money whatsoever.
World
Outer Space Committee Meets While Earth Interrupts
The Outer Space Committee has discussed peaceful cooperation, while Earth waited outside with several wars and a laminated visitor pass.
UK Politics & Public Life
Planning Appeals Go Online So Refusals Load Faster
Planning appeals are going digital, allowing Britain to reject your tasteful orangery with modern speed and an individual login.
Travel & Transport
Euro 2025 Travel Advice Warns Switzerland Has Rules
Euro 2025 travel advice prepares England and Wales fans for Swiss rules, fan zones and emergency services that cannot rescue a weak chant.
Sport
Jannik Sinner Wins Before Wimbledon Heat Can Begin
Jannik Sinner races through his Wimbledon opener in 108 minutes, denying the 34 degree heat enough time to develop a proper subplot.