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A UK climate adaptation report says policy should reflect how people experience risk, make decisions and respond to flooding, heatwaves and drought.
The National Centre for Environmental Horticulture and Plant Health has opened its first 2026 funding call for projects protecting gardens and horticulture.
Technical education pathways aim to give 14 year olds a clearer route from classroom to work, while the hard hat demands equal status.
A £708 million UK air combat technology contract extension promises advanced defence systems, thousands of jobs and one ambitious cardboard jet.
Updated school suspensions guidance took effect in England on 26 July 2026. The timetable is taking notes and losing the plot.
The UK Hydrographic Office has released its 2025 to 2026 annual report, prompting one brass compass to seek promotion into governance.
UK Sport Board appointments bring four new members and one returning member, while a fictional clipboard mistakes paperwork for power.
The government AI Taskforce has a chair, a Cabinet route and a desk bell waiting for its first algorithmic appointment.
UK whisky products are set to face zero US tariffs, prompting one ambitious barrel hoop to pursue a diplomatic career.
Eight UK projects will test electric and hydrogen aviation, leaving one hydrogen tank waiting for a departure gate.
