The Lawn · News & commentary
Page 7 · 23 Feb 2026 to 11 Jan 2026
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Councils receive exceptional financial support in a British satire about borrowing, balanced books and the paperwork holding everything upright.
Mobile Jobcentres are rolling into six more areas, bringing employment advice to places with better parking and fewer mysterious footbridges.
London’s new tribunal centre has 30 hearing rooms, 40 chambers and a backlog that has clearly booked ahead.
Water enforcement expands almost fivefold, giving every polluted river the chance to be disappointed by a much larger team.
A WHO assessment finds real gains in pandemic preparedness, while the global clipboard takes credit for arriving late to the emergency.
An undersea cable resilience statement sets shared principles, while a fictional cable requests fewer mysterious activities nearby.
Wales needs a new traffic commissioner after Victoria Davies announces her departure, leaving one job applicant to regulate buses and distrust the word “due”.
England’s pub support package offers rates relief, community funding and later opening hours, turning the local boozer into a public service with chips.
Council election flexibility places two fictional ballot boxes in a serious dispute over an empty calendar.
Public service efficiency reviews will examine duplicated work, while two fictional blank folders compete for the same task.
A Trade Remedies Authority limestone investigation opens, while one fictional stone prepares an unexpectedly formal defence.
Winter safety operations kept Scottish teams working through severe weather, while a fictional thermos requested strategic credit.
