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The Resilience Academy will train thousands of emergency planners to remain calm while every available dashboard turns an exciting shade of red.
SIM farms face a ban after producing industrial quantities of urgent messages from children who have mysteriously changed phone numbers.
Breakfast clubs will return 95 hours a year to parents, who are advised to store the time somewhere children cannot spill cereal on it.
The infrastructure authority has appointed a chief executive to unite strategy and delivery under one roof, pending delivery of the roof.
Political peerages have rewarded another selection of public service careers with a permanent seat and excellent access to polished wood.
The local audit backlog will receive sixteen commitments, a new office and enough momentum to become somebody else's quarterly problem.
Benefit uprating sends £150 to face a year’s bills, then gives it an adjective and a polite briefing.
Bureaucrats conclude iconic bird guilty of ‘unauthorised tranquillity’ and failing to file appropriate hope permits. BRUSSELS – Forget olive branches. The European Union just declared open season on the European…
Ministry lauds accidental curriculum for fostering ‘essential street-level resilience’ and ‘enhanced evasive manoeuvring’. In findings described as “unintentionally gratifying,” the latest government statistics revealing a rise in serious knife incidents…
The new authority will speed up roads, railways and hospitals as soon as it acquires a building from which to accelerate them.
