Penelope resigned as administrator of her neighbourhood WhatsApp group following an eleven-month constitutional dispute over bin night. She now documents the continuing collapse of British civilisation, including men wearing shorts in restaurants, children possessing opinions, and cafés serving anything in a jam jar.
Clare Bellingham has a simple winter message: the state will reinforce the country, while households organise the torch drawer.
Colonel Piers Trackwell of the Office of Ordinary Orbital Necessities has found the perfect route from AmaSoon delivery anxiety to orbital warfare: call the parcel a national security asset and…
Penelope Crumb Wainscot examines the national talent for rescuing strangers while leaving their contact details to fend for themselves.
A WHO assessment finds real gains in pandemic preparedness, while the global clipboard takes credit for arriving late to the emergency.
A cultural funding package supports venues, while a fictional boiler auditions for a maintenance grant.
Playing field protection gets a robust defence after planning reform notices that a community pitch is not spare development land.
An illegal waste dumping investigation tackles the revolutionary idea that a field is not a skip with an impressive view.
WHO school food guidance calls for healthier food environments, leaving one canteen to defend its muffin as a nutritional stakeholder.
Green aviation funding backs zero emission flight research, while airport expansion prepares to take off before the technology does.
A real December retail sales report meets a fictional mannequin determined to claim a cautious monthly rise as its own.
