Culture & Entertainment
Male Gaze Fails Its Fifty Year Performance Review
Male Gaze management faces review as the BFI honours Laura Mulvey and marks fifty years since Visual Pleasure and Narrative Cinema.
Fenella Sprocket
Fenella received her doctorate after completing an online personality test which described her as “highly analytical.” She approaches every scientific breakthrough with rigorous scepticism unless it has been forwarded to her by somebody called Carol. Her current research concerns whether drinking water is still good for you or whether they've changed that again.
Sport
World Cup Countdown Starts Early So Trophy Can Beat Traffic
World Cup Countdown begins at fifty days in Mumbai, giving the trophy a sporting chance of completing its tour before opening day.
World
Great UK Day Exports Queueing To Guatemala For Eleven Hours
Great UK Day brought storytelling, workshops, British brands and ceremonial social discomfort to Guatemala City for a full day.
Health & Lifestyle
Cowboy Cosmetic Clinics Learn Ring Light Is Not A Licence
Cowboy Cosmetic Clinics face tighter rules as high risk procedures move to qualified healthcare professionals and clinics need licences.
Travel & Transport
Scottish Campervans Asked To Pause Aviation Experiment
Scottish Campervans were asked to stay sheltered during Storm Floris after dangerous winds overturned vehicles on the A87.
Business & Economy
British Steel Clears Europe By Being Very Obviously Metal
British Steel can again enter Europe tariff free under a restored quota, after confirming that a girder remains a girder.
Science & Technology
NISAR Satellite Finds Earth, Still Missing Your Keys
NISAR Satellite scans almost all land and ice twice every 12 days, making household disorganisation an international challenge.
UK Politics & Public Life
Marine Consultation Grants Sea Four More Weeks
Marine Consultation gains four weeks, allowing the sea more time to respond to a detailed form in a sensible font.
Culture & Entertainment
Helen Mirren Turns 80, Emergency Majesty Remains
Helen Mirren turns 80 with emergency majesty fully stocked, one raised eyebrow away from national reassurance.
Sport
Andre Russell Retirement Moves Boundary Further Back
Andre Russell retirement brought a final Sabina Park farewell, several world titles and a boundary rope seeking new work.