World
World Chess Day Asks Leaders To Read The Board
World Chess Day promotes dialogue and strategy, alarming anyone accustomed to moving first and discovering the board afterwards.
Fenella Sprocket
Fenella received her doctorate after completing an online personality test which described her as “highly analytical.” She approaches every scientific breakthrough with rigorous scepticism unless it has been forwarded to her by somebody called Carol. Her current research concerns whether drinking water is still good for you or whether they've changed that again.
Health & Lifestyle
NHS App Delivers Support Between Reminders
The NHS App will connect people to charity support through notifications, placing practical help near the red dot.
Travel & Transport
Electric Car Grant Gives £3,750 To The Socket Hunt
The Electric Car Grant cuts up to £3,750 from eligible cars, leaving drivers more money for the national socket hunt.
Business & Economy
DRIVE35 Programme Parks £2.5bn In The Future
The DRIVE35 programme offers £2.5bn for cleaner vehicle manufacturing, research and a future with a much better charging cable.
Science & Technology
Green Choices Roundtable Finds Convenience Has Voters
The green choices roundtable learns that people prefer sustainable options which are affordable, convenient and not guarded by an app.
UK Politics & Public Life
Drainage Grant Gives Councils £5m To Argue With Water
The drainage grant gives councils £5m to keep water in approved channels, rather than shopping on the high street.
Culture & Entertainment
BFI Archive Finds Missing Robot Film In Can Marked Shell
The BFI archive has recovered half a landmark robot film using the advanced detective method of opening a can marked Shell.
Sport
Jannik Sinner Wins Before Wimbledon Heat Can Begin
Jannik Sinner races through his Wimbledon opener in 108 minutes, denying the 34 degree heat enough time to develop a proper subplot.
World
Day Of The Tropics Takes On Forty Per Cent Of Earth
International Day of the Tropics honours forty percent of Earth, most biodiversity and a climate Britain calls holiday weather for six minutes.
Health & Lifestyle
Whooping Cough Vaccine Uptake Rises As Facts Get A Turn
Whooping cough vaccine uptake among pregnant women rises for seven months, suggesting useful facts have briefly defeated the family group chat.