Self appointed General once reported that a minor breeze in Lawnland was “a full-scale invasion by air-based insurgents.” Demands Lawnland form a navy, despite the nation having no body of water. Claims to have “seen combat” but later admitted it was just a particularly aggressive game of Monopoly.
Legal aid could receive up to £92 million a year after the justice system accepted that solicitors cannot run indefinitely on cornerstones.
Great 8 films will court international buyers across five time zones, allowing British cinema to experience rejection before several different breakfasts.
The FA Youth Cup final brings Aston Villa and Manchester City teenagers to Villa Park, where every adult will discuss their potential at once.
Press Freedom Day put artificial intelligence under newsroom scrutiny after it offered to improve democracy by changing the headline to ten breakfast hacks.
A five minute jab for 15 cancers will spare eligible patients lengthy infusions and devastate magazines expecting another hour of attention.
Sustainable aviation fuel has received a revenue certainty mechanism, allowing cleaner aircraft fuel to board with its finances fully reclined.
International judgments will gain easier recognition overseas, saving businesses from buying the same court case in several currencies.
Portable oxygen now comes in a five-kilogram unit that reuses breath and leaves traditional cylinders feeling needlessly dramatic.
Breakfast clubs will return 95 hours a year to parents, who are advised to store the time somewhere children cannot spill cereal on it.
Late pub hours will mark VE Day by giving remembrance the solemn dignity of somebody ordering crisps at 12.47am.
