Self appointed General once reported that a minor breeze in Lawnland was “a full-scale invasion by air-based insurgents.” Demands Lawnland form a navy, despite the nation having no body of water. Claims to have “seen combat” but later admitted it was just a particularly aggressive game of Monopoly.
The Let’s Move! campaign backs ten minutes of activity, giving families a fighting chance against a sofa with ambitious property claims.
Small business funding will help firms cut energy costs, giving insulation and solar power a rare chance to outperform the ancient boiler.
Military Intelligence Services bring Defence coordination together, leaving the folder to develop a need to know.
Rail performance data now shows station punctuality and cancellations, giving the departure board an uncomfortable relationship with evidence.
Woking Borough Council Commissioners are reappointed after ministers welcome progress, request another report and send improvement back to the paperwork department.
NASA’s Lunar Terrain Vehicle gets serious scientific equipment for exploring the Moon, while the Moon prepares an extremely detailed equipment inventory.
Small Business Saturday asks Britain to shop local, while the corner shop receives a national confidence campaign and a blank shopping bag.
The Music Export Growth Scheme backs 58 independent acts to tour abroad, while one amplifier insists it qualifies for diplomatic protection.
Tim Hollingsworth is due to leave Sport England in July, leaving a farewell strategy to seek guidance on its own future.
The Nice Ocean Action Plan calls for urgent ocean work, while the sea waits for the declaration to locate the part marked ‘doing’.
