Self appointed General once reported that a minor breeze in Lawnland was “a full-scale invasion by air-based insurgents.” Demands Lawnland form a navy, despite the nation having no body of water. Claims to have “seen combat” but later admitted it was just a particularly aggressive game of Monopoly.
A Trade Remedies Authority limestone investigation opens, while one fictional stone prepares an unexpectedly formal defence.
The National Year of Reading encourages reading for pleasure, while one fictional blank book develops a publicist.
Court Funds rates decrease after the Bank Rate decision, while a fictional decimal point seeks a smaller ceremonial hat.
A permanent 40 percent first year allowance supports eligible business investment, while one forklift mistakes tax relief for a leadership qualification.
Veterinary application deadlines set out the return to normal services, while a fictional folder seeks a career.
Magistrate recruitment campaign plans seek volunteers, while a fictional application form wants civic status.
A Northern Ireland progress message brings a fictional map, noticeboard and model building into one unnecessary meeting.
A DSIT analysis praises Horizon Europe research for wider citations and ambitious projects reaching fruition, as metrics demand their own funding stream.
The UK South Korea trade deal recognises digital contracts and preserves low tariffs, leaving Britain’s office printers to seek a new purpose.
Military homes upgrades give a fictional inspection folder, a model house and a paint roller far too much to discuss.
