Self appointed General once reported that a minor breeze in Lawnland was “a full-scale invasion by air-based insurgents.” Demands Lawnland form a navy, despite the nation having no body of water. Claims to have “seen combat” but later admitted it was just a particularly aggressive game of Monopoly.
The UK Games Fund gets £28.5 million and the London Games Festival gets £1.5 million, while the controller faces paperwork as the final boss.
England will explore bringing back golden eagles, while the consultation prepares to achieve lift off.
School food standards are real, while a fictional broccoli asks for a prefect badge.
British scientists have sent microscopic worms to the International Space Station in a Petri Pod designed to study long duration space travel.
Specialist NHS teams and 40 urgent care sites are being deployed to tackle corridor care, with the flowchart placed firmly in charge.
The Government is considering tighter controls on radiofrequency jammers, while the doorbell prepares its evidence.
Two independent members join the Seafish board, while the harbour notebook campaigns for committee status and official stationery.
New legislation lets disabled benefit claimants try work or volunteering without an automatic reassessment.
A South Yorkshire hydrogen project gets £86.5 million in announced support, more than 400 proposed jobs and one water molecule demanding paperwork.
The Government approved the 800 MW Springwell Solar Farm, prompting the sun to submit an overtime claim for powering Britain.
