Self appointed General once reported that a minor breeze in Lawnland was “a full-scale invasion by air-based insurgents.” Demands Lawnland form a navy, despite the nation having no body of water. Claims to have “seen combat” but later admitted it was just a particularly aggressive game of Monopoly.
A new roads policing centre targets illegal number plates, while one blank rectangle discovers that total anonymity may look suspicious.
Havant Thicket reservoir is presented as part of England’s water resilience plans while drought restrictions affect millions.
The government’s Advanced Connectivity Technologies collection gives one busy policy cupboard responsibility for almost everything.
RFA Resurgent’s keel is laid at Appledore, while a tiny wooden keepsake audits the Navy’s ships, jobs and official confidence.
Armed Forces recruitment retention improves for a fourth consecutive quarter, inspiring an aircraft panel to apply for cyber.
Bayeux Tapestry Around Britain takes medieval history nationwide, with digital displays, replicas and enough administration to require its own exhibition.
A £1.5 million annual scheme will fund up to 100 extra criminal barrister pupillages, while a wig stand audits the promise of faster justice.
A £13m Farming Innovation Programme competition backs farm technology while a field sensor waits for its paperwork to mature.
School costs breakfast clubs, free meals and cheaper uniforms aim to ease family budgets. The plain breakfast tray wants a promotion.
The £100 million Sovereign AI procurement competition asks British start ups to fix public services, while the queue machine seeks a contract.
