Self appointed General once reported that a minor breeze in Lawnland was “a full-scale invasion by air-based insurgents.” Demands Lawnland form a navy, despite the nation having no body of water. Claims to have “seen combat” but later admitted it was just a particularly aggressive game of Monopoly.
The Food Standards Agency is recruiting experts and lay members for its scientific committees, prompting one ambitious jar to seek the chair.
The Government has asked the Electoral Commission to review political spending limits after record campaign spending at the 2024 general election.
A UK Rapid Deployment Team is heading to Nepal after devastating floods, while one fictional duffel bag mistakes useful organisation for a promotion.
The first young people have started paid work through the Wales Jobs Guarantee, leaving one blank clipboard dangerously optimistic.
HM Land Registry identifiers meet a fictional keyring seeking official status.
The Five Eyes backed international action against fraud networks, while one envelope pile questioned the filing system.
New government figures show nearly 172,000 UK solar installations in 2026, prompting an empty watering can to demand its own regional league table.
The Government plans to remove VAT from household electricity on 1 October 2026, offering expected savings while the standing charge takes a tiny chair.
Most of the rise in antisocial behaviour appears genuine. The Forms Department has therefore concentrated its investigation on the paper.
Barnsley’s new AI training schemes promise practical help for jobseekers, employers and one suspiciously employable blank laptop.
