Ministry of Basic Expectations Adds “Please Don’t Rape Anyone” to Asylum Welcome Pack
Nine-page guidance replaces longstanding national policy of "surely nobody needs us to actually write this down."
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Nine-page guidance replaces longstanding national policy of "surely nobody needs us to actually write this down."
Officials insist Britain must not allow a temporary water shortage to compromise the quality of anything being immediately flushed away.
England’s mayors could soon call in major developments, grant upfront permission and influence housing funds while councils process the consequences.
Applicants will now be scored on how confidently foreign authorities might misunderstand them.
Advanced AI successfully identifies the correct suspect before staff confidently remove somebody else.
Andy Burnham’s No 10 North is taking on economic growth policy from the Treasury, raising the administrative possibility that prosperity can now be redirected by postcode.
UKAEA has spun out an engineering AI company, giving Britain a machine that can remember who broke the spreadsheet and attended none of the meetings.
Britain’s new default yes for homes near stations moves the housing crisis close enough to public transport to hear why it has been cancelled.