The NDA’s nuclear decommissioning strategy offers Britain a generations long roadmap for safety, waste and hazards, with a highlighter ready for overtime.
A sole quota triples for specified vessels, prompting a very serious British meditation on fish, forms and maritime opportunity.
The groceries sector survey asks suppliers for confidential views on retailers, in a British satire about invoices, compliance and honest clipboards.
The NHS has widened its dental target after serious tooth problems fell outside the narrow definition of urgent care, creating a perfect satire about progress by reclassification.
A portable concrete vibrator was rejected and destroyed after a high fire risk report, leaving safety rules to do the heavy lifting.
England’s deer management plan aims to protect woodlands from browsing, trampling and the countryside’s most persistent customers.
The Environment Agency drone squad brings laser mapping and licence checks to the battle against fly tipping in this sharp Lawn satire.
A new OPSS campaign asks online shoppers to check sellers, product details and safety marks before buying. Brenda Basket suspects her kettle has a motive.
Britain’s £1.6 billion UK research AI strategy promises faster discovery while institutions continue searching for passwords, cables and final documents.
More than £110 million is funding Lincolnshire’s North Hykeham Relief Road, promising faster journeys, new homes and a spectacularly patient queue.
