Travel & Transport
Transport Projects Put Cones Into Full Employment
Transport projects bring road and rail investment, jobs and homes, plus a historic expansion in cone based employment.
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Infrastructure Strategy Gives Bridges A Ten Year Vision Board
The infrastructure strategy promises long term funding for roads, buildings and transport, allowing every tired bridge to visualise a better self.
Travel & Transport
Bridge Strikes Still Not Prevented By Hoping Excavator Ducks
Bridge strikes remain stubbornly possible because large machinery has once again declined to become shorter through positive thinking.
Travel & Transport
Easter Roadworks Lifted So Drivers Can Queue Without Scenery
Easter roadworks will vanish across 1,127 miles, allowing families to spend the bank holiday looking at the same caravan unaided.
Travel & Transport
Cycling Strategy Delayed Until Britain Finds a Road It Can Spare
Britain’s cycling and walking strategy is delayed until officials find a route not occupied by delivery vans, potholes or basic obstruction.
UK Politics & Public Life
Pothole Naming Rights: Petition for “Markle Mystery Hole” Gaining Traction
Locals demand personal touch for every pit of despair. Piddlington-on-Sea’s council is diving into the deep end with a proposal to let residents name local potholes for £5 a pop.…
Travel & Transport
Government Blows £9bn on Tunnel Linking Two Places Nobody Wants to Visit
The Great British Money Pit Rolls On In a dazzling display of fiscal genius, the government has approved the Lower Thames Crossing—a £9 billion road tunnel linking Kent and Essex,…
Travel & Transport
Nation’s Drivers Thrilled by Prospect of Months-Long Scenic Detours Due to Motorway Closure
Britain’s transport system finally achieves its goal of total standstill. Transport authorities have announced the indefinite closure of the M79, citing “essential works” and a curious desire to break public…
Travel & Transport
New Speed Bump or Just a Pothole? – It’s an Adventure Either Way
Local Residents Unsure if “Traffic Calming Measure” is Planned or Down to Disrepair In yet another thrilling episode of “Things the Council Won’t Fix,” residents of Peabody Lane have been…