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Mayoral planning powers shown by laughing fictional officials wrestling with a giant green-light remote control

Satirical illustration — not a documentary photograph.

UK Politics & Public Life

Mayors Get the Green Light, Councils Get the Paperwork

England’s mayors could soon call in major developments, grant upfront permission and…

Hedgewick Thistleton
25/08/2026

UK Politics & Public Life

Government Introduces Sexuality Credit Rating for Immigration and Asylum Applicants

Applicants will now be scored on how confidently foreign authorities might misunderstand them.

Fenella Sprocket
22/08/2026

Science & Technology

Supermarket Suspends Facial Recognition Until Staff Learn To Recognise Faces

Advanced AI successfully identifies the correct suspect before staff confidently remove…

Fenella Sprocket
22/08/2026

Fictional civil servants wheel an oversized brass control lever from a sober government office towards a removal van on an overcast British street.

UK Politics & Public Life

Treasury Asked to Forward All Economic Growth to Manchester

Andy Burnham’s No 10 North is taking on economic growth policy from the Treasury,…

Biff Tankerton
19/08/2026