Health & Lifestyle
GP Funding Formula Review Finds Fairness Needs A Form
A review of the GP funding formula aims to replace outdated data with fairer NHS funding, while paperwork prepares to measure fairness.
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Culture & Entertainment
Museum Renewal Fund Gives The Spoon A Growth Target
A £20 million fund will support 75 English museums, keeping galleries open while one Victorian spoon is recruited into the growth strategy.
Business & Economy
Regional Tech Booster Gives 14 Projects A Name Badge And A Biscuit
The Regional Tech Booster backs 14 local projects, ensuring promising founders can meet investors beside a tray of extremely serious biscuits.
World
AI Summit Brings 120 Delegates Together To Ask About Coffee
A UK and ASEAN AI summit gathers 120 delegates to discuss cooperation, ethics and the global challenge of locating coffee.
UK Politics & Public Life
Journalist Safety Liaison Officers Give Press One More Form
Journalist safety liaison officers now cover every UK police force, prompting the press to ask whether the paperwork needs protection too.
Travel & Transport
Active Travel Innovation Fund Makes Walking Innovative
The Active Travel Innovation Fund offers £1 million for projects encouraging walking, wheeling and cycling, followed by the traditional British journey into evaluation.
Sport
Active Travel Fund Offers £100,000 For Pavement Slides
The Active Travel Fund offers grants for walking, wheeling and cycling projects, provided someone can explain a pavement in 14 slides.
Science & Technology
Standard Essential Patents Ask Britain To Define Simple
The IPO reviews standard essential patents, because making devices communicate apparently requires humans to negotiate through a legal maze.
Health & Lifestyle
Older Workers Employment Rate Makes Dashboard Burst Into Applause
The older workers employment rate reaches 71.6%, sending Britain’s labour market dashboards into a colourful celebration of their own importance.
Business & Economy
Homebuying Reform Sends Property Paperwork Into Panic
Homebuying reform could cut four weeks from transactions and save first time buyers £710, while property paperwork begins a nervous consultation.