The Lawn, in retrospect
The dates are real. The news is satire.
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Business borrowing reached £8.6bn in May, leaving an office calculator to seek privacy while the financial figures acquire emotional significance.
The Pact for the Future gains six working groups, leaving tomorrow to queue for a lanyard, a meeting room and permission to begin.
The civil service relocation plan moves thousands of roles around the UK, while one office ficus begins its regional policy career.
A proposed rail passenger watchdog promises clearer information, beginning with the loudspeaker that hides the platform as a surprise.
Tim Hollingsworth is due to leave Sport England in July, leaving a farewell strategy to seek guidance on its own future.
A bright Baltic Sea bloom leaves a satellite unable to identify every microscopic culprit, while experts resist the lure of instant certainty.
The NHS innovator passport aims to cut repeated checks, leaving one clipboard to mourn its ceremonial stamping career.
A £380m creative industries plan promises growth, skills and investment, while the funding auditions for a starring role.
May GDP fell 0.1%, while three month growth gave the economy another chart to hide behind as economists arranged their caveats.
The Nice Ocean Action Plan calls for urgent ocean work, while the sea waits for the declaration to locate the part marked ‘doing’.
