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The Government is consulting on capital risk metrics to identify risky council borrowing and investments before taxpayers inherit the arithmetic.
A £970,000 competition will create a National Muslim War Memorial, placing a serious act of remembrance inside Britain’s procurement machinery.
Government gives departments rules for managing data assets, while the archive box demands an owner and a biscuit policy.
Northern Ireland’s £102.6 million transformation fund supports six projects and digital prescriptions, while paperwork applies for broadband.
England’s third new national forest has £7.5m, a vast potential site and, for now, the undeniable solidity of a tender notice.
The Government says SWR’s first year in public ownership brought 39 more Arterio trains and 27% more suburban capacity. The train window remains unconvinced by the ceremony.
The Government’s £30 million Wildlife Rich Habitat Fund promises habitat restoration across England’s protected landscapes, while the moorland notebook seeks official recognition.
UK heat health surveillance recorded rising heat related activity across several services during week 21, leaving the garden bench eager to run the hotline.
The UK’s children’s online safety consultation looks to Australia, an expert panel and 70,000 responses, while library Wi Fi takes notes.
The Football Governance Act gives supporters more say over clubs, owners and finances, while football discovers that belonging requires a form.
