The Lawn, in retrospect
The dates are real. The news is satire.
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Hand hygiene still matters when wearing gloves, disappointing anyone who believed blue rubber granted permanent immunity from common sense.
A Star Wars droid can now follow its owner with 20 pounds of cargo, custom noises and no apparent opinion about the prequels.
The AI Consortium will discuss machine intelligence in finance while one algorithm quietly predicts the meeting will require a smaller meeting.
Press Freedom Day put artificial intelligence under newsroom scrutiny after it offered to improve democracy by changing the headline to ten breakfast hacks.
A cyber wake up call has reached British business, although security teams strongly advise directors not to click the enclosed alarm clock.
London Bridge toilets have gained 38 new units, almost doubling capacity for passengers whose most urgent connection is no longer a train.
The Sunday Cup final will stream from Stadium MK, forcing grassroots football to locate both the far post and its best camera angle.
Semiconductor researchers can apply for a Korea delegation featuring labs, presentations and the high-speed transfer of ideas near biscuits.
A five minute jab for 15 cancers will spare eligible patients lengthy infusions and devastate magazines expecting another hour of attention.
Slade in Flame is 50, confirming that British rock cinema peaked when ambition wore platform boots and declined to wash the van.
