A self-proclaimed horticultural sovereign, Hedgewick once attempted to broker a peace treaty between the Flowerbed Federation and the Weed Uprising of '23. He spends his days dictating new lawn ordinances from his stately compost heap and has an unshakable belief that the squirrels are spying on him.
Trade barriers were urged to come down after two prime ministers deployed the full diplomatic power of agreeing to keep in close touch.
The Golden Hinde pub quiz tests history, trivia and whether knowing the current year counts as suspiciously specialist knowledge.
ESA's Hera Mars flyby surveys Oxia Planum for a 2030 rover, proving even a dead planet needs a property inspection before science can begin.
The new authority will speed up roads, railways and hospitals as soon as it acquires a building from which to accelerate them.
WHO Healthy City awards reward a council that finds a bench near spinach, installs a step counter in a lift and calls it public care.
Britain's National Living Wage rise gives workers more money and the firms already beside their bank accounts a renewed sense of purpose.
Public sector warning signs are now filed, discussed and ignored with a new standard of professional concern.
Glacier preservation officials have protected the world’s ice by changing several definitions and ordering a magnificent waterproof banner.
