Felicity has been in a six-year dispute with a supermarket loyalty scheme over seven missing points. She owns a filing cabinet containing every receipt issued to her since 1993 and has successfully returned a toaster on the grounds that “the toast had become complacent.” Retailers generally know her simply as Mrs Bunce Again.
The infrastructure authority has appointed a chief executive to unite strategy and delivery under one roof, pending delivery of the roof.
Business finance is expanding by billions, giving small firms the certainty to hire one employee devoted entirely to proving they are small.
A health advisory group will provide strategic guidance, expert feedback and enough nested advice to make a Russian doll request minutes.
Leisure rail is popular because passengers enjoy arriving somewhere without immediately opening a spreadsheet called Final Final Use This One.
International Day of Sport finds peace until a handball claim turns 37 delegates into the world’s least helpful football team.
The £20m Heritage Revival Fund saves a historic pub by asking its trustees to survive the paperwork first.
Parker Solar Probe films the Solar System beside the Sun, where a package holiday has no beach, no shade and no return transfer.
Gulf of Oman phytoplankton have formed beautiful swirling bands without submitting a route plan, colour chart or marine movement form.
London Soundtrack Festival organisers have improved ordinary life by adding suspense strings to queues, lifts and declined card payments.
The England joy plan promises fearless football until the first misplaced pass, when the nation will return to its traditional emergency posture.
