Asian Hornet Nest Removal Gives Monitoring More To Monitor
Northern Ireland’s first recorded Asian hornet nest was safely removed in Dundonald. Officials now face the familiar challenge of monitoring the monitoring.
Felicity has been in a six-year dispute with a supermarket loyalty scheme over seven missing points. She owns a filing cabinet containing every receipt issued to her since 1993 and has successfully returned a toaster on the grounds that “the toast had become complacent.” Retailers generally know her simply as Mrs Bunce Again.
Northern Ireland’s first recorded Asian hornet nest was safely removed in Dundonald. Officials now face the familiar challenge of monitoring the monitoring.
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