Business & Economy
Northern Growth Strategy Meets Its Pothole Stakeholder
The Northern Growth Strategy sets out its next steps while a high street pothole prepares to claim its seat in the consultation.
Biff Tankerton
Self appointed General once reported that a minor breeze in Lawnland was “a full-scale invasion by air-based insurgents.” Demands Lawnland form a navy, despite the nation having no body of water. Claims to have “seen combat” but later admitted it was just a particularly aggressive game of Monopoly.
Travel & Transport
England Gets a Land Use Framework and Every Field Joins In
England’s Land Use Framework asks every field to serve homes, nature, energy and food, with no room left for a quiet afternoon.
Science & Technology
Small Wind Turbines May Skip Planning, Leaving Sheds Feeling Underachieving
A Government proposal could let farms, schools, factories and public bodies install one small wind turbine, leaving sheds feeling obsolete.
Science & Technology
Britain Enters the AI Race, Immediately Looks for the Starting Gun
The Government sets out a £2.5 billion AI and quantum plan while Britain’s office printer prepares for a role in the national technology race.
Culture & Entertainment
Local Media Plan Gives the Pigeon a Press Pass
A Government strategy promises up to £12 million for local media and community radio, while a pigeon seeks funding for its traffic cone reporting.
Science & Technology
Britain’s Fusion Strategy Promises a Star in a Box, Eventually
The UK fusion strategy aims to develop commercial fusion, while Britain prepares to put a miniature sun through procurement.
Business & Economy
Companies House WebFiling Returns After A Very Awkward Peek
Companies House WebFiling is back after a security issue, leaving company forms to pretend they never read anyone else’s paperwork.
Science & Technology
Britain Gives Plug In Solar To The Balcony Committee
Plug in solar panels are coming to UK homes, turning balconies into miniature power stations and making the washing line part of energy policy.
UK Politics & Public Life
Environment Agency Powers Leave Bins Seeking Lawyers
The Environment Agency could gain police style powers in a waste crime crackdown, leaving illegal rubbish with financial questions to answer.
Travel & Transport
Fly Tipping Licence Points Could Give Rubbish A Test
Fly tipping licence points could target convicted offenders, while Britain asks a pile of tyres to sit the theory test.