A £708 million UK air combat technology contract extension promises advanced defence systems, thousands of jobs and one ambitious cardboard jet.
The government AI Taskforce has a chair, a Cabinet route and a desk bell waiting for its first algorithmic appointment.
Eight UK projects will test electric and hydrogen aviation, leaving one hydrogen tank waiting for a departure gate.
The UK Maritime Innovation Hub offers innovators a clearer route through maritime regulation, giving one fictional compass an administrative crisis.
The government’s greenhouse gas removals response sets out plans for markets, standards and infrastructure. A fictional vacuum wants its own business model.
The government plans overnight social media curfews and fewer addictive features for 16 and 17 year olds. The alarm clock feels vindicated.
One Earth Solar Farm becomes the UK’s second largest as energy security meets the government’s newly streamlined approach to listening.
The UK is reviewing toy safety, including AI enabled toys, while one teddy bear worries that the paperwork may become smarter than the toy.
The Defence Investment Plan promises fast boats, drones and amphibious ships for the UK Commando Force, while the little boat studies the paperwork.
The Government’s £50 million critical minerals programme has prompted Britain’s rocks to demand recognition, committee status and proper minutes.
