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Government Introduces Sexuality Credit Rating for Immigration and Asylum Applicants

Applicants will now be scored on how confidently foreign authorities might misunderstand them.

Fenella Sprocket
22/08/2026

UK Politics & Public Life

Government Introduces Sexuality Credit Rating for Immigration and Asylum Applicants

Applicants will now be scored on how confidently foreign authorities might misunderstand them.

Fenella Sprocket
22/08/2026

Technology

Supermarket Suspends Facial Recognition Until Staff Learn To Recognise Faces

Advanced AI successfully identifies the correct suspect before staff confidently remove…

Fenella Sprocket
22/08/2026

Fictional civil servants wheel an oversized brass control lever from a sober government office towards a removal van on an overcast British street.

UK Politics & Public Life

Treasury Asked to Forward All Economic Growth to Manchester

Andy Burnham’s No 10 North is taking on economic growth policy from the Treasury,…

Biff Tankerton
19/08/2026

Fusion AI spinout engineers guard a towering stack of project binders beside a fusion reactor.

Satirical illustration — not a documentary photograph.

Science & Technology

Fusion AI Spinout Builds Machine That Remembers Who Broke the Spreadsheet

UKAEA has spun out an engineering AI company, giving Britain a machine that can…

Biff Tankerton
17/08/2026