The Citizenship Office

Sir or Dame of Lawnland

A symbolic place in our very small nation. For yourself, or someone who already has everything else.

Preview only£8.49 · one-offDigital certificate included
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Sir or Dame of Lawnland — illustrative product mockup
Illustrative artwork. No turf, dice or crown is supplied.

A tiny plot. A grand title.

  • Symbolic Lawnland citizenship
  • Choose your own 1 mm² plot
  • Choose Sir or Dame — delightfully unofficial
  • A personalised digital certificate and citizen number when issued
Your Lawnland title
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What membership means

Lawnland is satire. Membership, Sir/Dame styling and plot references are symbolic: not legal citizenship, recognised honours, land ownership, a lease or a right of access. This preview does not check live availability or reserve anything.

Both offers include a digital keepsake when purchasing and issuance become available. Printed certificates are not part of this catalogue release.

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