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British Week in Paraguay celebrated ten years with tea, music, literature and a Fish and Chips Passport. The teapot has filed its report.
HM Land Registry is replacing application PDF attachments with secure email links, creating a new test of office memory and digital calm.
Applicants will now be scored on how confidently foreign authorities might misunderstand them.
Advanced AI successfully identifies the correct suspect before staff confidently remove somebody else.
Whitehall officials in mayoral offices bring devolution, data programmes and one document box determined to become a regional authority.
Twenty Malaysian Chevening scholars are heading to UK universities, while one suitcase mistakes a scholarship reception for a diplomatic posting.
Prince Hairy and Meghan Marquee reportedly plan a royal return to Britain without royal duties, leaving the Palace with a constitutional kettle problem.
Inflation rises to 2.9 per cent. Sir Decimal Porridge responds with a taller graph, a wider screen and receipts that look cheaper sideways.
Whitehall’s rough sleeping Christmas drive has funding, a summit and a deadline. The advent calendar is already exceeding its targets.
The Ultra Long Duration Energy Storage Challenge offers £28 million for technology that can store clean electricity for more than 100 hours.
