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Court Holiday Opening Times Give the Calendar a Wig
Court holiday opening times set practical dates, while a fictional desk calendar tries to take the bench.
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January 2026
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Science & Technology
Black Cab Tax Reform Gives the Calculator a Fare
Black cab tax reform gets serious, while a fictional taxi model gives the calculator a role in fare policy.
Health & Lifestyle
Small Business Health Training Gives the Plant a Lanyard
Small business health training gets a practical role, while a fictional office plant applies for a lanyard.
Culture & Entertainment
Business Investment Tax Relief Gives the Crane a Lanyard
Business investment tax relief gives a fictional warehouse, calculator and crane far too much meeting authority.
Business & Economy
Northern Ireland Progress Gives the Map an Action Owner
A Northern Ireland progress message brings a fictional map, noticeboard and model building into one unnecessary meeting.
World
New Year Message Gives the Progress Folder a Map
A New Year message meets a fictional progress folder, map and chart that all want a meeting.
UK Politics & Public Life
Scotland Honours List Gives the Clipboard a Citation
Scotland honours recognition meets a fictional nomination folder, clipboard and laurel ornament with administrative ambitions.
Travel & Transport
Foster Carer Recruitment Gives the Toy Key a Meeting
Foster carer recruitment plans meet a fictional folder, model house and toy key with far too much meeting authority.
Sport
Festive Tax Return Filing Gives the Calendar a Lanyard
Festive tax return filing brings a model calendar, a calculator and a pile of folders into one unnecessary meeting.
Science & Technology
Horizon Europe Research Counts Citations, Loses Plot
A DSIT analysis praises Horizon Europe research for wider citations and ambitious projects reaching fruition, as metrics demand their own funding stream.