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Satirical illustration for the article: Europe deploys elite battalion of calligraphers armed with fountain pens to deter aggressors with impeccable penmanship.

Germany Allowed to Play with Matches Again

Because Ignoring Two World Wars Worked Out So Well In a decision…

Hedgewick Thistleton
09/03/2025

Satirical illustration for the article: Boots Introduces New Game: ‘Guess Your Medication Challenge’

Boots Introduces New Game: ‘Guess Your Medication Challenge’

Boots Unveils Exciting ‘Guess Your Medication Challenge’ Amidst Paracetamol Packaging Mix-Up In…

Hedgewick Thistleton
09/03/2025

Satirical illustration for the article: Wealth Managers Discover Investing in Trusts Requires Actual Trust

Finance

Wealth Managers Discover Investing in Trusts Requires Actual Trust

Financial Gurus Stunned to Learn ‘Trust’ in Investment Trusts Isn’t Just a…

Hedgewick Thistleton
08/03/2025

Fusion AI spinout engineers guard a towering stack of project binders beside a fusion reactor.

Satirical illustration — not a documentary photograph.

Science & Technology

Fusion AI Spinout Builds Machine That Remembers Who Broke the Spreadsheet

UKAEA has spun out an engineering AI company, giving Britain a machine that can…

Biff Tankerton
17/08/2026

Satirical illustration of homes near stations, with new flats crowding an English railway platform.

UK Politics & Public Life

Britain’s Housing Crisis Told to Wait Beside a Well-Connected Station

Britain’s new default yes for homes near stations moves the housing crisis close enough…

Hedgewick Thistleton
17/08/2026

Satirical illustration for the article: EU Decides Peace Symbol Probably Had It Coming

EU Decides Peace Symbol Probably Had It Coming

Bureaucrats conclude iconic bird guilty of ‘unauthorised tranquillity’ and…

Biff Tankerton
05/04/2025

Satirical illustration for the article: Civil Servants Spend Weeks Deciding if Retaliatory Tariff Should Apply to Peanut Butter Cups

Civil Servants Spend Weeks Deciding if Retaliatory Tariff Should Apply to Peanut Butter Cups

Emergency Subcommittee Formed to Analyse Chocolate-to-Peanut Butter Ratio Impact on…

Biff Tankerton
04/04/2025