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Britain’s cycling and walking strategy is delayed until officials find a route not occupied by delivery vans, potholes or basic obstruction.
Northern transport investment will cut eight minutes from Manchester to Leeds, leaving passengers only forty-two minutes to distrust the announcement.
The Great British Money Pit Rolls On In a dazzling display of fiscal genius, the government has approved the Lower Thames Crossing—a £9 billion road tunnel linking Kent and Essex,…
English Tourism Week invites families to rediscover the nation through damp car parks, ambitious gift shops and tea priced like a small loan.
Britain’s transport system finally achieves its goal of total standstill. Transport authorities have announced the indefinite closure of the M79, citing “essential works” and a curious desire to break public…
Local Residents Unsure if “Traffic Calming Measure” is Planned or Down to Disrepair In yet another thrilling episode of “Things the Council Won’t Fix,” residents of Peabody Lane have been…
“Why Does This Keep Happening Every Year?” In what meteorologists are calling “a deeply predictable event,” Scotland has once again been hit by snow, sending locals into an annual cycle…
Airlines Brace for the Unthinkable: Passengers Enjoying More Personal Space In a development that has frequent flyers and claustrophobes alike raising their tray tables in surprise, major U.S. airlines have…
Maritime Expert Claims ‘Parking by Braille’ Not an Approved Technique In a development that has maritime enthusiasts and armchair sailors alike shaking their heads, the captain of the cargo ship…
