Government Blows £9bn on Tunnel Linking Two Places Nobody Wants to Visit

The Great British Money Pit Rolls On In a dazzling display of…

Nation’s Drivers Thrilled by Prospect of Months-Long Scenic Detours Due to Motorway Closure

Britain’s transport system finally achieves its goal of total standstill. Transport authorities…

New Speed Bump or Just a Pothole? – It’s an Adventure Either Way

Local Residents Unsure if “Traffic Calming Measure” is Planned or Down to…

Airlines Predict Lower Demand; Passengers Thrilled at Prospect of Empty Middle Seats

Airlines Brace for the Unthinkable: Passengers Enjoying More Personal Space In a…