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North Sea Collision: Cargo Ship Captain Arrested for ‘Aggressive Docking Maneuver

Maritime Expert Claims ‘Parking by Braille’ Not an Approved Technique In a…

Hedgewick Thistleton
11/03/2025

Tariffs Threaten Champagne and Parmigiano; Americans Brace for ‘Cheese and Bubbly’ Apocalypse

War on Fancy Snacks: America’s Elite Prepare for Rationing WASHINGTON – In…

Biff Tankerton
10/03/2025

Health & Wellness

Starmer Replaces NHS with ‘National Health Hunger Games’

Because nothing says “universal healthcare” like a fight to the death for…

Hedgewick Thistleton
14/03/2025

Adobe Astonished as Consumers Fail to Embrace Monthly Fee open a PDF

Company Ponders Why Users Aren’t Enthusiastic About Renting Functionality They…

Hedgewick Thistleton
14/03/2025

Space Exploration

Firefly Lands on Moon; Aliens Yawn at ‘Tiny’ Rocket

“Oh Look, Another One,” Says Jaded Lunar Resident In yet another desperate…

Biff Tankerton
14/03/2025

Entertainment

Ne-Yo Announces Polyamorous Relationship; Fans Envious of His Time Management Skills

Four-Girlfriend ‘Pyramid’ Sparks Envy Among Fans Struggling to Manage One…

Biff Tankerton
13/03/2025