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Scientists Create Woolly Mice; Fashion Industry Excited for Tiny Fur Coats

Move over mink; there’s a new fur in town. In a groundbreaking…

Hedgewick Thistleton
13/03/2025

Health & Wellness

Starmer Replaces NHS with ‘National Health Hunger Games’

Because nothing says “universal healthcare” like a fight to the death for…

Hedgewick Thistleton
14/03/2025

Adobe Astonished as Consumers Fail to Embrace Monthly Fee open a PDF

Company Ponders Why Users Aren’t Enthusiastic About Renting Functionality They…

Hedgewick Thistleton
14/03/2025

Space Exploration

Firefly Lands on Moon; Aliens Yawn at ‘Tiny’ Rocket

“Oh Look, Another One,” Says Jaded Lunar Resident In yet another desperate…

Biff Tankerton
14/03/2025

Entertainment

Ne-Yo Announces Polyamorous Relationship; Fans Envious of His Time Management Skills

Four-Girlfriend ‘Pyramid’ Sparks Envy Among Fans Struggling to Manage One…

Biff Tankerton
13/03/2025